meowthgirl:

you’re safe here

meowthgirl:

you’re safe here

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onlylolgifs:

Time before handsfree

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diggly:

not a lie

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sunfl0werpetal:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

how about "the government is fucking up and obama is nothing more but a figure head to take the heat of all the congress’s dumbass decisions" The president isnt a dictator. he doesnt get to choose 100000000% by himself what happens to this country, hence the term democracy.

He’s more of a scapegoat I think

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rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

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mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

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fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

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