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  • boy: mm what are you wearing?
  • me: four inch little brown Bebe shoes
  • mom: 29 DOLLARS!!!!!!!

elliegoldeen:

sometimes I just want to wait in the CD section of a store so I can see a bitter homosexual bottom replace other CD’s w/ his faves new bowel movement and film it in an attempt to get 42 notes

(via britney2007spears)

frexkiss:

passius:

tigre75:      passius:

✿

religiousdad:

sadbecah:

religiousdad:

You can’t spell identities without tities

but its “titties” though

two ts

Who even invited you

(via religiousdad)

snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

(via jesuschristvevo)

ifiwasthelastgirl:

And Liz Lemon did in real life.

(via wiigz)

frexkiss:

✿

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

image

(via jesuschristvevo)

perchu:

tsarbucks:

perchu:

perchu:

in skyrim you can ride a bee

in real life you can ride a bee

image

dont do this here

(via religiousdad)

carnevore:

frozen came out 20 years ago 
just let that sink in

What

(via jesuschristvevo)