radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

(via em-2015)

"The standout in the class, the one you should all make it your mission to destroy."

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travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

(via muffledsoundofscience)

ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

(via ghostlyspaceship)

Send me ‘IF I WERE DATING YOU’ descriptions

fagatr0nn:

sluts-n-prudes:

trezpassing:

Please

Doooo itttttt

Literally never get any 😂

(via fagatr0nn)

teagvn:

Steal His Look - Alex Turner

Kenmore 3.9 cu. ft. Front-Load Washer (white) - $649.99

Gucci Light Checkered Slim Shirt (baby blue) - $380

Tide Original Scent Liquid Laundry Detergent, 40 fl oz - $5.24

(via daenerysknope)

vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

(via ruinedchildhood)

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(via m-0rgasm)

greasygrimeyguts:

collection of gut photos ive saved part 1

(via satanicvaginas)

calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

(via redalianovna)

sicklysatisfied:

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sicklysatisfied:

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